a shit-eating grin
noun (idiomatic, vulgar)
1. a wide and, to the outside observer, stupid-looking grin, usually showing smugness or self-satisfaction
2. the smirk on one’s face that makes you want to punch it
3. a huge wide grin worn by a complete asshole before he’s about to or after he just fucked you over
4. mickey milkovich’s most common facial expression, according to fanfic writers everywhere always until we all wither and die probably
Is not thicker than water. I know a lot of families are dysfunctional, but my mom just shunned me from her house. I wish I was born from a family that is better at expressing themselves/communicating, I feel this is the problem with most of society. I will never take any hand outs from anyone, ever again. I will owe no one anything material wise, ever.
I fucking adore Pink.
— (via natashakills)
- Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
- Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
MAKEUP ARTIST LEVEL 439932
GO ON FACE OFF. YOU WILL FUCKING WIN